HAHA i like. stole this from LULUS blog.
the next saddest story after ROMEO AND JULIET
the girl calls her bf**ring****ring****ring**
girl:hi baby,why didnt you call me back?
boy:uhhh......i was busy....im sorry
girl:its ok,but i really needed you more than ever that night(she starts to cry)just promise me
youll call me when i ask you to,ok?
boy:ok,but whats wrong?
girl:nothing.....but do you love me?
boy:yes of course i do , why?
girl:how much do you love me?
boy:more than anyone could ever imagine....i would even take a bullet for you,why whats wrong?
girl:would you do anything for me?
boy:baby,you know i would do anything to make you happy.is there something wrong?
girl:(starts to cry again)no but do this for me,never talk to me again.we`re over.(she hangs
boy:(he tries to call back but the phone is disconnected.......a week later he desides to go to stop by her house.
parents:(in tears)here.....she asked us to give you this note right before (they just breakdowncrying)(the boy takes the note and while hesdrivinghome all he can think about is why her parents were so upset)(when he gets home he reads the letter itsays.....im sorry i broke up with you,but i had no choice.i onlyhave 6-7 days to live,i figure it would be easier this way.and in case you were wondering why i asked you all those questions about how much you loved me, was so i could hear you say them 1 last time)
the next day the boy was found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
the note said "i told her i would take a bullet for her
THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD. ):