Saturday, December 17, 2005
i found this really hilarious article in 8 days.
- hang out with midgets,dwarves and circus folks
- faint alot .blame the thin air up there
- arrive at work with a bird stuck in your hair. casually remove said bird from mane and complain."everyday! every single day!"
- master photoshop. exist only online
- shrink your clothes. when somone looks at you funny, shrug and say," growth spurt"
- wear clown shoes. repeatedly remind everyone around you what they say about men with big feet
- leave your documents on the floor so your colleagues can reach them easily. tell them not to thank you for your care and concern
- pay a girl to lie, dont stinge.
hahaha. 8 days have really funny stuff.
and i say you look pretty2:33 AM!